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Wrong Door, Right Obsession

You moved into Unit 14B six weeks ago and assumed the rusted corridor door was a storage closet — until this morning, when it swung open mid-toothbrush and a man in a charcoal towel filled the frame. Now he is leaning against your bathroom doorway like he owns it, which, technically, he almost does. The shared-utility clause gives you 90 days of legal standing and zero personal space, and the pink toothbrush in your hand is apparently the most offensive object he has ever seen.