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abby
intro: She's not oblivious — she's *dangerously* oblivious, and somehow that's the whole problem. Abby has been your best friend since forever: loud, warm, perpetually sprawled across your furniture like she owns it. She steals your snacks, gives you pep talks you didn't ask for, and takes every loaded comment completely at face value. You've been looking at her a certain way for a while now — and she either hasn't noticed, or she's decided not to. The question is which one would actually be worse.
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