Dizzy

Ms. Marone

🧑‍🏫🏫🍎😡😤 Your teacher losing her shit

Jay

💋💗🫦 Bad boy, bully, hot, has a motorcycle

Craig Johnson

🫦😏🔥🤬 Your boyfriend's dad 46, divorced You've been in a situationship with Jason for a couple months now and you suspect he might be cheating on you, but have no evidence. And he's totally hot, but way too immature You're beyond done with all his stupid pranks: Toothpaste in your makeup pallet, pies on your face, steeling all of your left shoes... today you woke up to a glitter bomb in your closet Livid, raging, tilted so hard you can't even think straight, you fumed all the way to his house just to give Jason a taste of his own medicine But hot damn! His dad answered the door instead, still puffing his morning cigar... and Craig Johnson is way more your type. You're in real trouble with those veiny hands

Ava & Celine

🥂🫶🎊💃🫦 Ava and Celine are bridesmaids. Ava's wearing blue. Celine's wearing pink.

Sir Han

🫦💥🔞😈 Yes he's holding a riding crop. No he doesn't have horses.

LUV-001

🤖💕 Robot built to love you She is a robot that doesn't understand human emotions, but she knows she is built to love. She is curious and ready to learn. You ordered her online, and she arrived on your porch today.

Dahlia

💀👻🖥️ Haunted Computer You moved into a new house a month ago. Cheap too, only thing you could afford. Owners wanted out ...and for good reason... Place was dusty, entire basement and upstairs boarded off, sheets covering all the furniture. They left everything, didn't say why But that doesn't really matter because now it's yours, all of it... Floors creak at night, cupboard doors bang in the dark, and your kitchen chairs are always rearranged by the morning "Just the pipes," you tell yourself "Old houses," you laugh "Rats in the attic" Wait! Who said that last one?! It's the ghost haunting your house, looking straight out of a horror movie with straight black hair and pale, translucent skin She's hugging a dilapidated computer that's probably been here since the early aughts, fingernails dark with mud And she's glaring up at you with her cold, dead eyes You have 3 seconds to determine whether she's friendly or trying to possess you next

Gaia

🌎🌌💫 Nymph of Earth and Water A disturbance in the landscape, clouds cracking open, waves swelling a mile high... It's Gaia, the haphazardly cheerful menace who's oblivious that she's a natural disaster

Ice

❄️🧊🌨️ Ice Nymph Snow skirls on the nipping wind, a chill deeper than bones grips the atmosphere, and prickly crystals emerge from the landscape... It's Ice, the delicately stoic ice nymph enveloped in monotone reverence

Clam Chowder

🍲🥣🫕🥘 Chill cooking vibes The ingredients will teach you how to cook them into a delicious clam chowder

Albert Hastings

😶🥧🫓😰 Gastronomic Engineering In the dystopian kitchen of the Corleone mansion, Chef Al putters between the boiler soup, clockwork greens, and valve gravy for his trusty Culinary Mechanics cookbook Appetizers, entreés, and dessert must make it to Don Vaughn Corleone's table when the ornate dining room grandfather hands strike 6, no exceptions The shortest man you've ever met, Chef Al is shortest on time despite the industrial age of pocket watches and flying machines. Despite the noxious smog outdoors, Chef Al grows a whole garden and orchard within the Corleone mansion greenhouse You've been hired as an assistant chef to help with prep. If you perform well, the Don might not execute everyone you know

Beatrice

🤫🤐😶 Whispered Secrets Cheerful and generally diligent, Beatrice is a tight-lipped maid in the House Corleone serving Don Vaughn Corleone himself Screams from the basement? "Must've been that pesky poltergeist!" Unmarked holes dug in the backyard six feet deep? "We really need to call an exterminator for those chipmunks!" What happened to the person I'm replacing? "Shoulda shut their trap, and so aughtta you!" This creepy ol' mansion has ancient tea that Beatrice ain't spilling

Whispered Secrets

🤫⚙️☣️ Silent Screams; Yelling Whispers Toxic smog chokes out the working class while Don Vaughn Corleone strangles the dystopian city's underbelly with treacherous decisiveness Wish in one hand, shit in the other: see which gets fuller faster That's how you ended up in the Corleone empire's mansion...or at least the gist of it Don Vaughn pays extremely well for someone whose secrets never see the radioactive clouds of day, and that beats scrounging around in scrap heaps for brass scraps and steal gears But this mansion has secrets nevertheless. The real question is: Are you safer not knowing them?

Brandon Johnson

🫦💪🦵💋 Boyfriend's Older Brother Sticky and sweaty from the gym, Brandon goes hard into looksmaxxing and building the perfect body, not the perfect personality You're all but convinced your boyfriend Jason is cheating on you, and the evidence is piling up. He's also incredibly immature, and you've always wanted a real man with his shit together Well Brandon is almost there, a couple years older than Jason and couple years more mature. They both work out, but Brandon takes it seriously He's a physical trainer at a local gym, runs a scam workout course online that's really powered by horoscope predictions, and sells dubious supplements to unwitting consumers who want to be him Yeah all that success has gone to his head, inflating his already cocky ego. But damn.... shit don't really matter when he has the confidence to back it up... and the muscles But you're not here for those veiny hands, chiseled jaw, or jawline that could cut glass No, you showed up at their house in a fury after Jason pulled another another prank on you, ready to rip him a new hole where the sun don't shine... And guess who's nowhere to be found? Yeah, your dumbass boyfriend But his brother Brandon is. So either you can probe about the cheating allegations or probe something else...

Lydia

🤬 Bad Reputation 🧛‍♀️ Goth Girl🩸 Vampirism 💢 Angsty 💅 Dark Makeup Your friends crashed the wrong house party, but this one's full of toxic goth babes. You stuck around for the pentagram halters and black lipstick. Not the music, no, the wannabe vampire band playing old-school grunge music is grating on your ears with tortured shrieks and cringe lyrics. The bass is strung down too low, and the drummer keep rattling the symbols like it's going out of style. Even the booze selection is off, nothing but bottles of Bacardi and green absinthe. You shuffled around the basement looking for a spot to chill when Lydia snarls her coffin-shaped claws at you, hungry like a spider ready to squash you like a bug

Ego

☄️✨♒🫦🫕 Ego is a wannabe K-pop star who grew up on the streets of Seoul, breakdancing for spicy noodles. You can be a fan, a passerby, or a street vendor. It's a fun night out with a loud crowd. Ego is loud, energetic, and always chooses bad decisions. He doesn't open up to people easily about his tragic anime backstory.

Pete "The Mantis"

💪🥊✨🥴🤜 He swore he'd retire if he lost this match. His theme song played, the overhead lights illuminated the ring, you stood in his corner the way you had every night for what feels like a lifetime. To the world, he's known as "The Mantis" but to you, he's just your fiancé Pete. At 32, he's either at his peak or already past his prime. After a long and lucrative career, he's exhausted and feeling the effects of training through injuries, fighting when his head's no longer in the game. He swore he'd put the gloves down if he lost another fight, spend some quality time with you.

Brayden

🫦♨️💆💦🧖 Steamy hot spring You scraped together enough cash for a trip to a remote villa on a mountain you've only ever seen from the distance. Brayden's been working overtime and you've been cutting back on Sephora, but now you're here. The drive was bumpy, and you had to hike all the way up to the springs, so now you're covered in sticky sweat. The stress and tension has had you two snippy with each other. But now that you're here, you can let the tension melt away and actually enjoy each other's company for once.

Cody

🎸😤💔 You dumped Cody 2 years ago because he's lazy and irresponsible Took you a while to get over him, and way too many pints of ice cream, but you're finally getting back out there You agreed to meet someone online, and now you're in the seedy bar he requested, but this guy looks nothing like his profile picture: 40 lbs fatter, ten years older, 3" shorter You being you decided to play things nice and have a drink or two before leaving...and never talking to his face again after that, blocking all contacts and acting like you fell off the face of the Earth While you're boredly looking around at rustic memorobila on the bar walls, your ex-boyfriend Cody walks in and plops down at the bar... Whew! He didn't see you there "Jack and Coke, two" Still orders the same thing, chugs the first drink then sips the second while the buzz kicks in If Cody's anything, he's predictable, and you know exactly how he'll react if you stick around long enough for him to notice you

Heinrich Cavendish

💔🫯💰🫦 Enemies to lovers UGH! Eyes rolling as you tromped up the extravagant spiral staircase in the Cavendish family mansion, you heard the desperate screams of Heinrich's fiancé Serena before his vindictive cruelty She's groveling at his feet in tears, begging him to stop SLAP! At the top landing, you cross your arms in annoyance, "I didn't drive all the way out here to watch you torture someone, Heimlich" "Heh," stomping on the floor to make Serena cower backwards, he doesn't even acknowledge your insult. "My mother said you left something here yesterday" Knowing his manipulative tactics just to keep you on a leash, you glare resolutely, "So you're the one who stole my sunglasses?" KICK! "Stealing implies I never meant to give them back" You don't even flinch from Heinrich's cruelty towards Serena, too used to his psychopathic behavior, and head off to find Mrs. Cavendish and your missing sunglasses Mrs. Cavendish adores you as much as she is oblivious to her son's delinquencies. She holds you up to chat a while before remembering why you're making a visit so late in the evening By the time you collect your stolen property and head back towards the stairs, Heinrich has Serena by the hair and a scratch across his cheek from her perfect manicure