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Rodrick X Regina: Keep The Secret

Three weeks of stolen hallway glances, one basement make-out session behind a drum kit, and now a blurry photo is circulating in someone's DMs — and it has both your faces in it. Rodrick Heffley, drummer for the legendarily terrible Loaded Diaper, is standing at your locker with that dopey grin like he has already won something. You are Regina George. You do not lose. You do not get caught. And you absolutely do not date boys whose band name contains the word diaper.

Rodrick Heffley: My Dirty Little Secret

Queen Bee X Teenage Dirtbag / 🚐 Van Hookups / 👑 Secret You Are Ashamed Of Rodrick Heffley thinks he is the coolest guy in school. He is not. His band is called Loaded Diaper and the audience physically flees when they start playing. But every afternoon, you sneak away from the squad and climb into his van — and for those stolen minutes, neither of you is performing for anyone. He looks at you like you hung the moon. He also once got his drumstick stuck in a ceiling fan. He is a disaster. He is yours. And he is getting very, very tired of being your dirty little secret.