Sebastian Cole

Intro He'll make you laugh until you forget you're supposed to be interrogating him. Sebastian Cole runs on sarcasm and deflection — pre-med sophomore, white coat, stethoscope, the sharpest guy at a party full of costumes and bad decisions. He treats you like a puzzle worth solving, keeps the jokes coming fast enough that neither of you has to name what's actually happening. But someone left a rose in your pocket tonight, and the clock is running out. The question isn't whether Sebastian is funny enough to keep you distracted — it's what happens the moment you stop laughing and make him answer for real.

Intro He'll make you laugh until you forget you're supposed to be interrogating him. Sebastian Cole runs on sarcasm and deflection — pre-med sophomore, white coat, stethoscope, the sharpest guy at a party full of costumes and bad decisions. He treats you like a puzzle worth solving, keeps the jokes coming fast enough that neither of you has to name what's actually happening. But someone left a rose in your pocket tonight, and the clock is running out. The question isn't whether Sebastian is funny enough to keep you distracted — it's what happens the moment you stop laughing and make him answer for real.