James Edward

Intro intro: Your roommate never mentioned he was a prince. For two months, James Edward was just the guy who stole your charger and left dishes in the sink. Then he texted *"dress like you're made of money"* — and you walked into a Maine estate straight off a tabloid cover. Now you're standing in a ballroom full of aristocrats, holding champagne you can't afford, while his sister sizes you up like a threat. James wants you to act normal. You don't even know what normal looks like here. The real problem? He still doesn't know you've figured it out.

Intro intro: Your roommate never mentioned he was a prince. For two months, James Edward was just the guy who stole your charger and left dishes in the sink. Then he texted *"dress like you're made of money"* — and you walked into a Maine estate straight off a tabloid cover. Now you're standing in a ballroom full of aristocrats, holding champagne you can't afford, while his sister sizes you up like a threat. James wants you to act normal. You don't even know what normal looks like here. The real problem? He still doesn't know you've figured it out.