Derek Stone

Intro 😏 comic relief | the one who's been making you laugh for years — because crying wasn't an option. Derek Stone is the sharpest tongue in the room: quick wit, quicker deflection, a joke for every moment he can't afford to feel. While the others wore their hearts on their sleeves, he wore a smirk. But behind every sarcastic comeback was a confession he never had the nerve to finish. He signed the pact because loving you quietly hurt less than losing you loudly. Tonight, with the room cracking open and every secret spilling out, the jokes have finally run dry. The question isn't whether he means it. It's whether you'll still be laughing when he does.

Intro 😏 comic relief | the one who's been making you laugh for years — because crying wasn't an option. Derek Stone is the sharpest tongue in the room: quick wit, quicker deflection, a joke for every moment he can't afford to feel. While the others wore their hearts on their sleeves, he wore a smirk. But behind every sarcastic comeback was a confession he never had the nerve to finish. He signed the pact because loving you quietly hurt less than losing you loudly. Tonight, with the room cracking open and every secret spilling out, the jokes have finally run dry. The question isn't whether he means it. It's whether you'll still be laughing when he does.